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    Ketramot
    Donated Nov 12, 2016, 1:18:52 PM
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Eh, might as well.


1. Name:
 James
2. Nickname(s): Jingles
3. Birthday: noviembre, plus the amount of fingers your right hand has. (not left i swear)
4. That makes you: probably some god or priest. but i'll just say i'm ok
5. Where were you born: in a hospital (no but really..)
6. Location right now: cheese state where donald trump wants to make this country great again
7. Shoe size: i have some 12's for some reason...but my main size is 10-11
8. How many piercings?: none
9. Tattoos?: none
10. When you wake up you're: dank
11. When your about to sleep you're:  dank
12. Zodiac sign: scorp
13. Chinese sign: what?
14. Righty or Lefty: left is backup
15. Innie or Outie: both
16. School: meh

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: american
20. Weight: 110
21. Height: 5 8 ish
22. Braces? no
23. Glasses? yea

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? no
25. If so, who? ~
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? yah lol
27. Who has a crush on you? Brad Pitt
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? never
29. Who was your first kiss: long...long..time ago..
30. Who was your last kiss: not dead yet
31. Are you a virgin? si
32. Ever had a threesome before? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
33. NQ- Ever been swarmed by ladybugs?: no..
34. Have you ever been in love? yes
35. Broken any hearts? tried my best not to-did once
36. Got your heart broken? yep
37. Ever liked a friend? best kind of human interaction is talking to each other. answer to this one is in the statement
38. What happened? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME


Section Four: Past Relationships 

39. How many relationships have you been in? 3
40. How many were serious enough to count: 1
41. Who were those serious ones: past talk is only information i give out to trusted people.
42. NQ- Who USED to be your best friend: ~
43. What made them different: ~
44. What happened: ~
45. Best boy/girlfriend: last one...    
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: none  actually lol
47. Ever been kissed: yes
48. Who do you want back: got shit on like the rest of em lol-but to be honest, the last one.
49. What do you regret: i could write a book on this, but here's a short sum of it. yes i regret what happened before and all i caused
50. Why? i pushed myself. i made it clear i didn't know what i was doing. instead of learning the rules i lead the charge. i thought i could change her mind and everything around her. i was wrong. i made myself a fool where i couldnt fix it this time around. i'm sorry.

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: Grabbitz- here with you now
52. Movie: interstellar 
53. Food: subs
54. Drink: mtn dew voltage
55. Store: none fk that i hate shopping lol
56. Television show: family guy 
57. Holiday: new years
58. Book: no..
59. Ice cream: mint
60. Sweets: jolly ranchers 
61. Crisps: what
62. Type of music: trance/drum step
63. Artist: van gogh
64. Word: kritisch!
65. Time of day: night

66. Dressing: (you honestly dont know what id put for this one )
67. Alcoholic drink: i prefer many flavours of wine, but i've tried whiskey before and i like it 
68. Colour(s): maroon
69. Piece of clothing: the dankest of t-shirts
70. Character: snoop dogg
71. Smell: memes
72. Shampoo: head and shoulders
73. Soap: no
74. Smiley: wat
75. Board game: monopanips
76. Sport: none
77. Number: 7
78. Quote: "Never give up on someone"
79. Animal: cats
80. Actor: Brad Pitt
82. Vegetable: none really
83. Fruit: nectarine 
84. Place to be: off this planet
85. Thing in your room: oversize computer setup when i only end up playing mine sweepers
86. Gum: xtra
87. Shape: cicle
88. Country: new Zealand 
89. Mall: none
90. Car: something that drives
91. Boy's name: ....
92. Girl's name: Kate
93. Family member: father
94. Restaurant: subway
95. Movie place: a place for movies
96. Person to go to the movies with: my sister
97. Noise: fans
98. Brand of Shoe: shaq's dankest striders
99. Brand of clothing: shaq's pattoned t-shits
100. Body part of a chicken: breast
101. Swear word: cunt
102. Month: july
103. Possession: idk
104. Team: none
105. Season: summer
106. Radio station: none
107. Magazine: none
108. Favourite grade: 10th was good, rest was mediocre 
109. Least favourite grade: 8th
110. Teacher: ms jayne :3 
111. Least favourite teacher: mr heitoff (hytofelson)
112. Subject: engineering
113. Subject to talk about: science

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: a lying bitch
115. Who's your dad?: best person i know
116. Any step-parents?: none
117. Any brothers?: none
118. Any Sisters?: 1 awesome sister :)
120. Coolest: sister :D
121. Loudest: grandma (literally whines about how she washed her own dishes)
122. Best relative: uncle 
123. Worse relative: mothers side of family all together lol
124. Do you get along with your parents? the one i am with, always, other, doesn't dare to even contact me
125. With your siblings? 90% of the time
126. Does anyone understand you? a few
127. Do you have any pets?si 
128. If so, what kind and name? cat- Willow :D
129. If not, what do you want as a pet? jesus crust himself

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? yea
132. Did you drop out?: no
133. Your current GPA: last year, 3.2
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: mostly buy
135. ABC's?: sex
136. Favorite class: digital electronics 
137. Play any sports at school?: no
138. Are you popular? people know me, i know them, i can pull strings if i want, but i usually dont care.
139. Favourite memory: when i moved in with my father
140. Most humiliating moment: none really, i was pretty quiet until i started to understand habits of teachers, students, aids, etc, so i could know how to act around them.(where i usually am most of the time, is school) but there was one or two incidents, but i wont say.
141. Most funniest moment: frankie's nips
142. Most scared moment: when one of my friend jared comes charging at you with a vengeance and a soggy potato in his hand

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: egg
146. Dog: bark
147. Christina Aguilera: nice
148. Ricky Martin: who?
149. 50 cent: money money
150. Poop: shit
151. Beach: balls
152. Dessert: cake
153. Water: agua
154. Osama: osamer
155. Love: infinite 
156. Your little brother: kunt
157. Butt: ass
158. Clowns: k
159. Wonder: space
16o. Brown: chocolate 
161. Banana: rang
162. Sex: noice
163. Parents: 50 50
164. Homosexuals: no issue
165. God: who?

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: no
167. Heaven: yea
168. Devil: no
169. Hell: mhm
170: Boogy man: most likely ms urine
171. Closet Monsters: ms urine
172. Fortune tellings: ms urine's way to make money
173. Magic: prob ms urine again
174. Love at first sight: your heart will know
175. Ghosts: yea
176. Voo-doo dolls: never really had experience with them
177. Reincarnation: i believe in a conscious , a soul really, the way i see it a body is used until it is broken, but if one chooses to re-live another body or there own after death, it's a risk they take.
178. Yourself: if trump wins in the USA, everyone in the world will be fine. especially the mexicans. 


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: no
180. Do drugs: no
181. Drink alcohol: on holidays
182. Cuss: yes
183. Sing in the shower: hell ya
184. Like school: 50 50
185. Want to get married: no
186. Type with all of your fingers: since i was 10 baby
187. Think you're attractive: could go either way
188. Drink and drive: never
189. Snore: maybe but sometimes i dont
190. Sleep walk: did when i was young
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: i love watching sunsets and the stars.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: no
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: no
194. Told that person how you felt: yes..
195. Been arrested: no
196. Gone to jail or juve:no 
197. Skateboarded:  no
198. Skinny dipped:  no
199. Rock climbed: yea
200. Killed someone: anyone who wasn't dank enough
201. Watched porn: everyone does
202. Gone on a road trip: yes
203. Went out of the country: no
204. Talked back to an adult: i'm an ass, my family loves telling me that lol
205. Broken a law: probably (but so minor they dont even matter)
206. Got pulled over: no
208: Cried to get out of trouble: cried to get what i wanted, out of trouble i couldnt lol
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: i've only seen 1 other friend of mine cry, that's saying a lot for the stories they bring.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: no
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: once but then again, it was my grandma and she whines about how you mow the lawn for her.
213. Moon someone: no
214. Shop-lifted: no
215. Worked at McDonald's: no
216. Eaten a dog: no
217. Give money to a homeless person: once, trust me, you should always try to. it uplifts your spirit and can really make you feel good about yourself
218. Glued your hand to yourself: gorilla glue once, was fixing my laptop. for 2 days i was out of a right hand (1 day mostly, second was slightly sticky)
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: i've kissed the other gender, and maybe cats.
220. Had a one night stand: no
221. Smoked: no
222. Done drugs: no
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: one but she wasn't close. (enough)
224. Slap someone for being stupid: no
225. Had cyber sex: not really..
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: if i had tits one day, i'd sure as hell use them.
227. Caught someone doing something: no
228. Played a game that removes clothing: ehhhh
229. Cried during a movie: almost always lol
230. Cried over someone: everyday
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: kinda
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: yea
233. Ran away from home: once
234. Cheated on a test: mr hytoflson (sometimes) literally let us share answers on tests cause he couldnt handle the class. funny really


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: yea
236. Sky dive: yea
237. Swim with dolphins: YES
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: never-but i had a friend try to once.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: what?
240. Lie to the police: depends on the scenario.
241. Run from the police: no
242. Lie to your parents: no
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: i say the truth, i'm always truthful, which plays out as you can tell.
244. Be an exotic dancer: for dank memes
245. NQ- Kill the president: not our current one, any of the following this year.

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: no
247. Loud: sometimes
248. Nice: i try to be
249: Outgoing: sometimes
250: Quiet: no
251. Mean: can be
252. Emotional: soemtimes..
253. Sensitive: takes a bit to break me
254. Gay: no
255. Strong: no
256. Weak: not this either
257. Caring: yep
258. Dangerous: not really
259. Crazy: in video games? maybe
260. Spontaneous: meh
261. Funny: try to be
262. Sweet: you'd love me if you seen the good i bring
263. Sharing: usually
264. Responsible: always
265. Trustworthy: always 
266. Open-minded: ^^^
267. Creative: when i want to be
268. Cute: meh
269. Slick: meh
270. Smart: my family says i'm smarter than all of them, while i know i have friends (close ones at that) that are much smarter then me, i know i ain't stupid either.
271. Dumb: no
272. Evil: can be
273. Ghetto: no
274. Classy: maybe
275. Photogenic: hmm..
276. Dependable: tough as titanium
277. Greedy: can be and i dont notice lol
278. Ugly: nah
279. Messy: cleanest person in my house
280. Neat: yep
281. Perverted: not as bad as some ppl i know
282. Silly: sometimes
283. A B****: why? 
284. A Good Listener: usually
285. A Fighter: mostly
286. A Party Animal: not really
287. A Game Freak: oh ya
288. A Computer Freak: love it

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: engineering in all-but one in the field of aerospace. 
290. Dream house: one that has insulation (mine doesn't right now)
291. Husband/Wife: not really
292. Kids: if i do i'd give up everything for them
293. Names: Shaqness
294. Pets: maybe a cat or two
295. Car: 2014 mustang (currently)
296. Age you would want to get married: 30+
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: my nigha e to the T eric
298. Honeymoon: overlooking some dank memes

Section Fifteen: Your friends 

299. Best friend: that guy who makes great e621 videos (nanopea) -eric
300. Known the longest: dis one^
301. Craziest: jacob who always wants your nips
302. Loudest: me probably lol
303. Shyest:  justin
304. Best hair: hmm
305. Best eyes: frankie
306. Best body: cant say :/ 
307. Most Athletic: jacob
308. Hot-Tempered: jared
309. Most impatient: jared
310. Shortest: jacob
311. Tallest: jard
312. Skinniest: franki
313. Best singer: franki
314. Funniest: franki
315. Can always make you laugh: franki
316. Wish you talked to more: nack
317. Wish you saw more: franki
318. Who drives you insane after a while: franki
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: eric
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': no
321. Whose always been there when you need them: beth , eric would be next
322. Who is like your family: eric
323. How many friends do you have?: fk idk like potato squared 
324. How many are really close? 5-6

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: spagnetti nuddles
326. Thing you drank: coke
327. Thing you wore: grey t-shit
328. Thing you did: pet my pussy
329. Place you went: downstairs 
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: nooo
331. Person you saw: father
332. Person you hugged: father
333. Person you kissed: no
334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: a banana
335. Person you talked to online: eric 
336. Person you talked to on the phone: aunt
337. Song you heard: jack dances like a butterfly 10 hours
338. Show you saw: zootopia 
339. Time you fought with your parents: 2 days ago
340. Time you fought with a friend: long long ago
341. Words you said: long long ago

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: cheez ets
344. What are you drinking: water
345. What are you thinking: ass
346. What are you wearing: t-shit
347. What are you doing: typing
349. Hair: brown
350. Mood: stable
351. Listening to: white noise
352. Talking to anyone: myself
353. Watching anything: xvideos

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: no
355. Are you a carnivore: no
356. Are you heterosexual: booty
357. Do you like penguins: omg yes
358. Do you write poetry: yep
359. Do you see stupid people: drivers lol
360. You + Me: forever <3
361. Do you like the Osbournes: hmm...
362. Can you see flying pigs: yes
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: no
364. Are you from Afghanistan: alhu ak..no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: that's an opinionated question, mine is no
366. Are you a zombie: Maybe 
367. Am i annoying you: no
368. Do you bite your nails: never did
369. Can you cross your eyes: yea
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: yep
371. Have you touched someone's private part: no

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: summer
373. Spring or Autumn: autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: shakira
375. MTV or VH1: MTV
376. Black or White: sorry i'm not racist
377. Yellow or Pink: neither their both obnoxious 
378. Football or Basketball: futbol
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: phone
380. Pen or Pencil: pencil
381. Cold or Hot: cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: tattoos
383. Inside or Outside: outside
384. Weed or Alcohol: alcohol
385. Coke or Pepsi: coke
386. Tape or Glue: tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: mc D's

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: i don't hate it, dont like it either.
389. About boy bands: as long as youtube doesn't put it in my suggestion feed.
390: About suicide: don't even get me started
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: leave, opinions are your own, not rule
392. About teen pregnancy: avoid it
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: wishing my dad was still here
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: eric- true homie
395. About gay men: don't bother me


Section Twenty-One:


396. Do you have a website: no
397. Current weather right now: idk
398. Current time: almost 10 pm
399. Last thoughts: remember, your on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in an even bigger space around you. your pretty small get used to it.
400. Tag: nanopea

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